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ineffableboyfriends:

What if Mizuki actually loved Koujaku all this time? ;__;




hurrrg:

i dont know why you expect people to be nice to you when you’re never nice to anyone










Dmmd: expectations vs. reality

moechui:

loosely based after this- http://madelezabeth.tumblr.com/post/74238552859/expectation-v-reality-dmmd-edition

not really

I’m sorry

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mori-the-witch:

they could have been a cute couple..







Expectation v. Reality: DMMD Edition

  • aoba expectation: "It's super awesome day to be an innocent protagonist who doesn't know what he's in for!" /sunshine and rainbows and late to anime school
  • aoba reality: "fucking shit im so fucking done just knock me out and carry me home i wanna nap for 12 hours and eat donuts and dicks until i pass out fuckin dON'T TOUCH MY HAIR GODDAMNIT"
  • koujaku exectation: "hello llllladies I have a dark tragic past but awesome swordplay skills ill use to defeat my sworn anime rival" /brooding angst
  • koujaku reality: /drops aoba 12 times "I-I-uuuuuhh kjshdjksd s-so embarrassed DONT LOOK AT ME YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS" /trips over himself hits his face on a curling iron and cries in a pool of his own blood
  • noiz expectation: "im the stereotypical computer nerd going outside is illogical" /uses math in mario kart
  • noiz reality: "Hehehe you like my dick piercings dont you you cum-thirsty twink yeah fight me in rhyme and bite my cock while I hack into your asshole with my fresh meme skills" /stuffs face with pizza and churros and then buys all of mexico
  • clear expectation: "herp derp im a robot i don't understand societal conventions" /zany antics and comic relief
  • clear reality: "Allow us to engage in sophisticated conversation about the particulars of life and death whilst I serenade you, making you fall deeply in love with me before I crush your heart by dying a tragic -- HOLY BALLS A SHINY THING" /vibrates and giggles excitedly "PUPPIES!"
  • mink expectation: /silent brooding character who only says one or two words and beats up everything
  • mink reality: "my navajo ancestors are talking to me and THEY SAID TO KNOCK YOUR SHIT OUT" /punches someone half his size repeatedly in the face "COMMENCE THE PURIFICATION RITUAL" /decapitating people while motorbiking over buildings



madelezabeth:

yah so….i spent more time on the actual art than thinking of anything clever

VALENTINES FOR YOU AND YOUR BAES OKAY 




wideop3n:

remote control vibrator










cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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aobaass:

Matching icons for u and ur bestie 


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